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Leonard Hatred 12:53 Thu Jan 12
Songs for PAYET

WE'VE GOT PAYET
HE DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY
AND EVERY WEEK HE'S ON A HUNDRED GRAND
HE'S GOT SOME FUCKING FRONT
THE LAZY FAT CUNT
GREEDY, OVERWEIGHT AND OVERPAID.


CUNT

The Stoat 12:56 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

Don't give up your day job

Frankie van der Elst 12:56 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

Quality - LOL

Fifth Column 12:57 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

We've got Payet, Dimitri Payet
I just dont' think you understand
He was super Slaven's man
But now he'll fuck off to Milan
We've got Dimitri Payet

Rossal 1:00 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

Leonard Hatred 12:53 Thu Jan 12

Im a fan of that. Apart from id say french cunt instead of fat

charleyfarley 1:01 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

i must be easily pleased, made me chuckle lenny

Fifth Column 1:13 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

"On a hundred K"

that would scan better Len

Coffee 1:16 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

charleyfarley 1:01 Thu Jan 12

Leonard Hatred 1:16 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

But GRAND rhymes with UNDERSTAND, in keeping with the original.

madeeasy 1:31 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

DE FOE
You're just a fat Defoe
You're just a fat Defoe
You're just a fat Defoe


repeat

Nick QQQ 1:32 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

We had Payet, Dimitri Payet,
We just dont think he understands
We expect a little more
But you a money hungry whore
we had Dimitri Payet

fek sake 1:32 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

" we HAD Payet etc etc

he was shit hot but now he's not

we HAD Dimi WHO? "

Chip Shop Charlie 1:35 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

Nice one Leonard,
Nice one son,
Nice one Leonard,
Let's have another one.

Yarmouth 1:39 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

You're French,
You're a mug,
Fuck off

southlondonhammer 1:41 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

FUCK OFF PAYET
YOU LITTLE CUNT PAYET
I HOPE YOU CAN FUCKING UNDERSTAND
YOURE A MONEY GRABBING CUNT, YOU HAVE A FUCKING GUNT
FUCK OFF DIMITRI PAYET

defjam 1:45 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

"FUCK OFF PAYET
DIMITRI PAYET
YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WEST HAM
WHEN THINGS GOT TOUGH
YOU FLEW THE WHITE FLAG AND HAD ENOUGH
NOW FUCK OFF YOU STEREOTYPICAL MARDY FAT FRENCH CUNT!"


Might need a little bit of tweaking but the content is there.

Lily Hammer 1:46 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

Fuck off Payet
Fuck off Payet
Fuck off Dimitri Payet
Fried chicken junkie
Fat surrender monkey
Fuck off Dimitri Payet

madeeasy 1:49 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

hahaha well done def, was going so well until the anger boiled over towards the end!!

Mr Anon 1:50 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

He's fat, he's French.
He's older than Judi Dench
That's Payet, that's Payet

defjam 1:51 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

made - Yeh sorry about that! *Loosens turban*

Sarge 2:04 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

Sod him

The only song for Saturday is

WE ARE WEST HAMS CLARET AND BLUE ARMY

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